So long Mariotehplumber - contest entry
One day, Shadow was watching a video called "Baldy NoseHair Looks Dead Sexy In A Miniskirt"
Shadow: For a new voice actor, he's not bad as voicing Sonic. Good job Roger Craig Smith.
Shadow: Who in the hell could be?
*opens the door, and Sonic and Silver comes out*
Shadow: You're late Silver, and what are you doing here faker?
Sonic: Shadow, stop calling me faker, it's getting old you know? Anyway, I saw this note at my front door say "Go to this link, and make sure Shadow and Silver looks at this too. Sign, your fan"
Silver: If the note was at Sonic's door, why us too?
Shadow: Shut up Silver! *smacks him the head* And I don't know, but we're gonna find out. You could eat the pizza with me that Silver brought for us Sonic.
Silver: Hey, don't I get to eat it too?
Shadow: No you get nothing, now let's get going.
Shadow: Mariotehplumber? Why would someone sent a link to random youtube user?
Sonic: But it did say that this person is my #1 fan.
Silver: What does that have anything to with this? Why don't we watch all of his videos?
*after watching all of Mariotehplumber's videos*
All of them: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! WHY DID THAT PERSON SENT US!?!?!?!?!
Shadow: MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!!!!! THAT USER IS THE WORST PERSON ON THE PLANET!!!!!!
Sonic: AND HE CLAIMS HE'S MY #1 FAN!?!?!?!? HE'S KILLING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Silver: SOMEONE CALL 911, WE'RE DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shadow: I can't believe that person sent us that link! Let's find that person, and killed this so-called fan!
Sonic: Ye-wait. There's something in the back of this note. "PS The reason why I sent you that link is so you let Tails hack his account, find where he lives, and beat the crap out of him."
Shadow: I guess that fan did something right for once. Go get Tails Sonic.
Sonic: Okay, I'll right back.*runs off*
*5 sec. later*
Sonic: Come on Tails, you have to hack this guy's account so me Shadow and Silver can make him miserable.
Tails: But why? Why me?
Shadow: Because if you don't, you'll spent the rest of your life hearing this crap.
*After letting Tails watching Mariotehplumber's videos*
Tails: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!! HE CALLED ME A PUSSY!!!!!! You're right guys, just let me the work, and I'll call you when I'm done.
*1 min. later*
Tails: I found the address to his house!! Find him, and make sure he get what he deserves!
Sonic: Thanks buddy, have a mint candy.*pass him candy*
Tails: Yummy!*grabs it and ran off*
Shadow: Now let's find this failure. Come with us Silver. You can hold him and crush him on the inside with your telekineses while me and Sonic crushes him on the outside.
Silver: Yeah! Bout time you let me do something that I like too.
*meanwhile at Mariotehplumber's house*
Mariotehplumber: I know which vid should I make. I should rant Epic Mickey, because it's a rip-off Super Mario Sunshine for the paint.
*pounding at the door*
Mariotehplumber: GO AWAY FAGGOTS!!!!
*pounds even harder*
Mariotehplumber:*scream at the top of his lungs*
*Shadow breaks the door*
Three of them: WHERE ARE YOU MARIOTEHPLUMBER!?!?!?!?!
Mariotehplumber: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU FAGS DOING HERE!?!?!? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, OR I'M CALLING THE POLICE!!!*rans off*
Siver: I don't think so.*grabs him*
Mariotehplumber:*screams louder* LET GO OF ME FAGGOT!!!!
Shadow: After you make some crappy videos!? No way!
*all three of them done some random shit to Mariotehplumber*
Sonic: This is for claiming that you're my #1 fan, even though you make crap!*kicks him in the nuts*
Shadow: This is for calling me emo on that shitty Sonic Adventure 2 review*shoots him with gun*
Silver: And this is for calling the other characters and games faggots!!*smushes his brain*
Mariotehplumber:...................................(he's dead XD)
Silver: We did it! We killed the troll!
Shadow: I can't believe there's fans like that exist in this world.
Sonic: Actually this ain't the first time I killed people almost like him.
Shadow and Silver: Really?
Sonic: Yup, I won't tell who they are, but he's the worst.*talks to the audience* And that's why you can't go on and bash other games screaming like that. So please, give the game a chance...
Silver: Respect other people's opinions...
Shadow: And don't call everyone else(especially me) faggs!! Or else we'll find you, and do the same thing like we did to Mariotehplumber!!
All three of them: So we'll see you next time!!